LOWE VS. LOWE


Rob Lowe has DIRECTV. Inferior Rob Lowes have cable. Here they are.

Super Creepy



Scrawny Arms



Far Less Attractive



Crazy Hairy



Painfully Awkward



Meathead



Total Deadbeat



Poor Decision Making



Overly Paranoid



Peaked in High School




Needless to say, this simple formula caught on with the internets.




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