LOWE VS. LOWE
Rob Lowe has DIRECTV. Inferior Rob Lowes have cable. Here they are.
Scrawny Arms
Far Less Attractive
Crazy Hairy
Painfully Awkward
Meathead
Total Deadbeat
Poor Decision Making
Overly Paranoid
Peaked in High School
Needless to say, this simple formula caught on with the internets.